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I got this in an AIM at 6:30 AM yesterday:

"I am in some serious debt. My health is fucked, I have just lost my job. I have lost my girl. I am now a drug addict and alcoholic. I am currently sitting here planning my suicide route."

ok so what the fuck do you say to that?
1. My AIM must be broke as all I got of your send was "I am"
2. Have you done this before?
3. That's great now lets focus on me for a second. Can you ..
4. Make sure you go up and down the arm as across the veins is less effective.
5. Turn your webcam on so I can record it.
6. A soul is forged, it is not born. ( This is close to what I did say as I always quote Monty Python when I need time and it confuses the other person. The British sound so fucking sincere while spewing crap.)

BTW not that any of you care but the real response you are supposed to do is ask what their plan is. If they say I don't know I need to see a Rainbow first. Just let it fucking go, they are not serious. If they say I have a gun and it loaded I just need my little brother to go to school, well then you have got an issue.

Ok so I had more time, I still do not have any great fucking wisdom but do not ever do this over a piece of ass. She fucked you over? So what! Go out and find another piece. Bankruptcy. Jobs are overrated. Drugs and booze are sort of in to be off of them. This might seriously help with the lost girl part. Better yet lets get together and use some of that booze to go get birds (see you are confused) and

Slapass!

Better fucking yet I just got this:
Me: and you? Him: in France
Me: we won't talk politics then
Him: yes, just kill Bush
Good fucking luck on that link exchange! Put mine up and just wait ok?
PS I added more shit to the Slapass TGP. More free porn, check it out! New reader's submission way down.



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