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I am sitting here doing all the stuff us webmasters do at about 12:30 AM. HEY! I gotta site. I fucking qualify now! Ok for me it is mostly surfing and looking for cool stuff. Trying to solve the mysteries of the world. You know find the latest Britney Spears pictures.
The phone rings. “Do you want a blow job?” What can you say to that? I mean if the next line is “No grandma! Leave me alone or I will tell mom.” Then you have some issues or should have issues. But in this case it was the xGF. She had been out drinking and wanted to stop by. Personally I give an A to that opening line. I have used the line “Do you wanna fuck?” And in my experience, that line is right at the crux of the gender gap. Again context is important! DO NOT use it on the playground of the local park. But in a bar looking a beautiful glazed eyed babe then give it a shot. It won’t work as I mentioned this is where the rubber meets the road. Glazed eyed babe wants to try it or insert the opening line above and I bet your odds of success soar off the chart. She comes over. I tell her I need a few minutes. So she showers and gets in the bed. Now dudes if this happens to you on a regular basis then god bless as this was a wonderful thing. Bada bing bada bang and off to sleep. No chit chat in the AM as I am back doing this. WOW any need to wonder why she is an X? Oh yeah she dumped my

Slapass!

Capt Stabbin



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