The DateMIKES APTOk I take this girl out to a very nice place. We slow dance, I am attentive. I bring drinks and desert. I make light conversation and am quite the man of the hour. A little background is that this would not be the first date or even the 20th. So we get to her place, and I make my move. Nothing. Ok, I am not fucking 12 so I make another move. By move 7 I am like fuck this. So I do the manly thing and get up and outa there. Everyone I tell this to says I am a pig for expecting sex after doing nice things. I have admitted to being a pig on here before so this is not beyond me. But seriously are there guys out there doing all the hand holding and door getting who are thinking "This is nice." Men are women are allowed to be different, I do what she likes then she is a sport and does what I like. Now I not asking her to drink horse piss or something so this should not be a war. So yesterday we hang out all day watching the Real World Marathon (pics: One, Two, Three) and so I was like."Whoah, hey, I am tired." Guess what? We spent all night shagging and I got to Slapass! I love This Stuff. New 9/30 Also here is a little porn as the galleries are still fucked and now I am just lazy: UPDATED 10/6: Threesome Awesome chick! This is hot with movies. MIKES APT |
