Florida Trip

I just got back from FL. I have no clue why I bother to go to see this area. It might be the free plane ticket and the free place to stay but otherwise it is a total waste of time. I am the youngest person on the is island by about 50 years. I looked at a house there and they builder told me it was a bitch putting the elevator shaft in. He says they all have them. I have never been in a house here with an elevator. I have no idea what our old people do. We just haul them up and down the stairs I guess or leave them at the bottom to die. We probably send our old people to FL. I travel a lot as I live in a frozen hell/ steaming bug infested jungle depending on the time of the year so I like to get out of here. FL is the best place I have found BUT I am in the wrong area. Where my rellies live which allows me to go cheap, is old folks central. I am not ready to get her a glass of water for her teeth just before we shag. I know someday I will have to but I am not there. It happened like 5 times on the beach where I was like, "yeah now we are talking" only to have her be a 65 year old in a thong. And after a few days I was scoping for them. That elephant skin butt could work after a few weeks. It is sort of a comparison thing anyways. Jerry Springer just moved to this island, I mean Key. That is an island where they are too stupid to call it an island so they call it a key. JERRY JERRY JERRY!! Lets hope it is teeming with topless trailer trash the next time I go. Then I will someone to

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