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I recently hooked up with a total babe. But she has a pup. Now I have done this before so I have a plan. We make a Sat date and I drag them both to Chuck e Cheeses. Whoah! this is an all out date. you bet you ass it is. No fucking around. The little shithead pulls up to wack-a-mole and starts burning quarters at an hourly rate of $875.25. Of course the mole in hole 4 spends half of your allotted time trying to jump up. So I gave the little guy one of those sporks they give you to eat the oil drenched cardboard and he gouges its eyes out. I figure they broke about even on me with whack-a-mole. Fuck yeah! Then we spend the next 3 hours getting those tickets. Their is a trick to these. Don't tell the kid what they do. He is glad he won tickets. He has no idea that if he wins 5 billion of them he wins a 12 inch comb worth fifteen cents. So leave it alone, unless you want to spend 2 hours hearing him whine how if he just had 3 billion he could win something to fuck up your car's upholstery. Why spend the time and money in hell? Because now this little hellion is dead dog tired. He passes out on the way home. She is now yours. And she is grateful. Don't bother to groom the pubes as this babe is going to just wear them right off. You are a god to her and I have never been disappointed with this move. She is going to do everything, I won't even bother to

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