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Slapass is a work of parody and is consequently protected by the "fair use" exemption to copyright law.

I claim no authoring or copyright protection with any of the messages, pictures, or executable programs displayed on this web page, as I only collect and distribute them.

By accessing this site I understand and agree to the following conditions. (1) I subscribe to the principles of the First Amendment which holds that free Americans have the right to decide for themselves what they will read and view without governmental interference and; (2) I believe that such material does not offend the standards of the community in which I live and; I am aware of the law(s) within the state and country that I reside and reading or viewing such material does not violate any such law(s) and; (3) Bookmarking or accessing a page on this server/site whereby this warning page is not viewed shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the foregoing terms set forth herein and; (4) I also stipulate that I am not a U.S. Postal Official or Law Enforcement Agent or acting as an agent thereof, attempting to gather evidence for prosecution of anyone connected to this site for the purpose of entrapment; (5) I am eighteen years of age or older.

Slapass provides the site and various related services (together referred to as the "Site") subject to your compliance with these Terms of Service ("TOS"). By using the Site, you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions set forth below.

If you do not wish to be bound by the TOS, please exit the Site now. Your sole remedy for dissatisfaction with the Site, or any products, services, content, or information available on or through the Site, is to stop using the Site and/or those particular services.

Slapass or its assignees may amend these TOS from time to time by updating this page; a link to this page will appear on most Site pages. Your continued use of the Site will indicate your acceptance of the revised TOS. Please bookmark this page and periodically review it for updates, to ensure that you are familiar with the most current version.

As used in these TOS, Slapass "Affiliates" refers to Slapass owners, subsidiaries, affiliated companies, suppliers, partners, sponsors, and advertisers, and includes (without limitation) all parties involved in creating, producing, and/or delivering the Site and/or its contents.

These Terms represent the entire understanding relating to the use of the Website and prevail over any prior or contemporaneous, conflicting or additional, communications. Slapass can revise these Terms at any time without notice by updating this posting.

Software Use
Any software that is made available to you to download from the Website (the "Software") is not copyrighted work of Slapass and/or third parties. Your use of the Software is governed by the terms of the end user license agreement which accompanies or is included with the Software (the "License Agreement"). You shall not install any Software that is accompanied by or includes a License Agreement, unless you first agree to the terms of the License Agreement.

Links to Third Party Sites
This Website may be linked to other websites which are not under the control of and are not maintained by Slapass. Slapass is not responsible for the content of those sites. Slapass provides these links to you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link to such sites does not imply endorsement by Slapass of those sites. Slapass reserves the right to terminate any link or linking program at any time.

Limitation of Liability
Slapass shall not be liable for any damages suffered as a result of using, modifying, contributing, copying, distributing, or downloading the materials on this website. In no event shall Slapass be liable for any indirect, punitive, special, incidental, or consequential damage (including loss of business, revenue, profits, use, data or other economic advantage) however it arises, whether for breach or in tort, even if Slapass has been previously advised of the possibility of such damage.

You have sole responsibility for adequate protection and backup of data and/or equipment used in connection with the website and will not make a claim against Slapass for lost data, re-run time, inaccurate output, work delays or lost profits resulting from the use of the materials. You agree to hold Slapass harmless from, and you covenant not to sue Slapass for, any claims based on using the website.

Furthermore, I agree to review the material before retrieving it and assure the operators that any material which I retrieve will not violate the federal, state, or local obscenity laws or community standards for the community into which I choose to bring the material. I will only use the files for informational purposes, not to harm anyone. I will not use any of the files to destroy or hurt other people's computers. I will not download any files unless I live in a country that allows me to legally use them.

I Understand all E-Mail sent to anyone associated with this site, becomes property of Slapass, and If I choose to mail them then my E-Mail, my E-Mail address, and any other information I have provided Slapass, or any other information that is publically available through third-party sources will end up on this page for all readers to see.

I understand that Slapass nor this web server that hosts this site is responsible for what I do with the information that I get from this site.

Your use of the Site is at your own risk. Neither Slapass nor its Affiliates shall be liable for any direct, incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages, whether under any contract, negligence, strict liability or other theory, arising out of or in connection with: (a) your access to, or use of, the Site; (b) any products, services, information, activities, and/or materials available on or through the Site; (c) any error, defamation, libel, slander, omission, falsehood, obscenity, pornography, profanity, danger, or inaccuracy found in or through the Site, regardless of its origin.

Code of Conduct
You are responsible for ensuring that your use of the Site is in compliance with any applicable laws or regulations. You agree not to:

-- Restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the Site. This includes, without limitation, (a) using, or attempting to use, any account without the owner's permission, (b) obtaining or soliciting another person's password or other personal information under false pretenses, or (c) impersonating another user or otherwise misrepresenting yourself to Slapass, our Affiliates, the Site's systems, or other entities. Impersonation of Slapass personnel is grounds for immediate termination without notice and will result in legal action against you.

-- Interfere (or attempt to interfere) with the operation of the Site. This includes, without limitation, (a) interfering with, defeating, or circumventing any security function of the Site, or attempting to do so, or (b) accessing, or attempting to access, any portion of the Site that you are not authorized to access. Unauthorized access (or attempts) can subject you to civil and/or criminal penalties.

-- Post, store, or transmit any unlawful, threatening, defamatory, obscene, inflammatory, pornographic, profane, or otherwise objectionable (as determined by Slapass) information or material, or any information or material that could constitute or encourage conduct that would be considered a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability, or otherwise violate any law.

-- Post or transmit any advertising, promotion, or solicitation of goods or services for commercial purposes except in any areas of the Site specifically designated for such purpose.

Personal Information

Website Content
Slapass cannot and does not either guarantee or warrant that files available for downloading through the web site will be free of infection or viruses, worms, Trojan horses or codes that manifest contaminating or destructive properties.

If you agree to the above terms, feel free to stay, but if not, exit now.